this would be me if my school burned down
Me at work
My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day
people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need
“In the studio, Jackson had very specific preferences. Before singing, he would often request a scalding hot drink with cough drops to relax his vocal chords. He liked the music so loud his collaborators often had to wear earplugs or leave the room. He usually sang with the lights off, as the darkness allowed him to totally immerse himself in the song without feeling self-conscious.
As he sang, he also danced, stomped, or snapped his fingers. If he didn’t have the lyrics written yet, he would simply scat through the song or make up words as he went along. In between sessions he liked to doodle on stray pieces of paper or play with animals he brought in, including his chimpanzee, Bubbles, and his python, Muscles (who enjoyed the warmth of the control board)” - Joseph Vogel ‘Man in the Music’
im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh
what word am i supposed to use while writing
wibbly wobbly booby woobies
human milk sacks
pillows for friends
boing boing bags
I love you Jon Stewart. You are an unabashed fan.
I can’t tell if Stewart LOVES pro wrestling or he just knows how ridiculous we wrestling fans all are and wants to hang with us.
Tempers flare at the bi-annual Bald-Suit convention when a tank-topped guy with hair shows up.
I nearly laughed breakfast out of my mouth when I read this.
do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT
#I THOUGHT THIS SAID BRIAN LOL
"SHUT THE FUCK UP BRIAN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT"
May 2013 - The Gallery on the Corner in London - Making HIStory- Incredible photographs of Michael Jackson, taken by French photographer Christophe Boulmé over the years, will be exhibited. Christophe worked with Michael during the HIStory was and was responsible for the cover of the single “Stranger In Moscow”, the cover of “Ghosts” and some pictures in the booklet of HIStory.